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Well SWINTONed: SWINTON

Posted: 12 Jun 2014 08:00 AM PDT

Tilda SWINTON 
SWINTON, you festive bag of sass, you. No, really, you look like a delightful holiday wine sack. If only Santa would pop you down my chimney with a nice tawny port and some reds and whites tucked up in there. We could have a grand old time watching Golden Girls reruns together and discussing whether Read More ...

Fug the Show: I Wanna Marry Harry recap, episode 4

Posted: 11 Jun 2014 09:45 PM PDT

I-WANNA-MARRY-HARRY-RECAP-EPISODE-4-KING5 I-WANNA-MARRY-HARRY-RECAP-EPISODE-4-KING2 I Wanna Marry Harry recap episode 4 
First point of order: After episode two, the intro was re-recorded to remove “Harry, Prince of Wales,” and replace it with, “Prince Harry of Wales.” FOX is all about the deeply retroactive quality control, apparently. Second point: Might as well tell you up front that next week, they are going to flat-out lie to these Read More ...

Fugs and… Fugs, Mostly: The Think Like A Man Too (Sigh) Premiere

Posted: 11 Jun 2014 02:00 PM PDT

Gabrielle Union in Dolce & Gabbana Taraji P. Henson in Kayat Fall La La Anthony in Alexander McQueen 
Recommence discussions about which sacrificial virgins’ blood Gabrielle Union has been drinking, and why she isn’t sharing. Read More ...

Think Like a Fug: Meagan Good

Posted: 11 Jun 2014 01:00 PM PDT

"Think Like A Man Too" - Los Angeles Premiere 
Well, this photo does seem apt: As her facial expression is basically, “WHOOPS. I was supposed to wear this for the Toilet Paper Bridal Gown portion of that wedding shower this weekend, and god, I was going to nail it. NOW what am I supposed to do? I have twelve hundred bucks riding on that Read More ...

High Fugshion: Missoni Resort 2015

Posted: 11 Jun 2014 12:00 PM PDT

Missoni Resort 2015 (1) Missoni Resort 2015 (2) Missoni Resort 2015 (3) 
It turns out that I am obsessed with resort collections. I think it’s because I like to think about the various resorts to which I could wear these clothes, were I secretly incredibly loaded and possessed of endless free time. Read More ...

Unfug It Up: Karolina Kurkova

Posted: 11 Jun 2014 11:00 AM PDT

Karolina Kurkova amfAR inspiration gala 
Wow, it’s like the opposite of SJP’s dress. HER elbows have WINDOWS. I’m sorry to see that she apparently broke both her forearms, though. Do you think she’d let me sign her casts? I think on one of them I would write, “Thou Shalt Not Foresake Mascara,” and on the other, “Thou Shalt Not Reveal Read More ...

Unfug or Fab: Laverne Cox

Posted: 11 Jun 2014 10:00 AM PDT

Laverne Cox 
The short version of THIS post is: I WANT to love it. But I have almost never gone with the short version, ever, so why start now? I love Laverne on Orange Is The New Black — I’m only two episodes into the new season, so no spoilers here, except that she’s had limited work Read More ...

Well Played: Carrie Underwood in Rubin Singer

Posted: 11 Jun 2014 09:00 AM PDT

Carrie Underwood Samsung Hope For Children Gala 
The short version is: I love it. The long version is: Has she changed stylists? Because she seems to be moving away from Blonde Sparkle Pony into stuff that’s more interesting, if not always successful — although this one totally is and as a cruel bonus, I want her shoes. I can think of any Read More ...

What The Fug: Sarah Jessica Parker in Schiaparelli Couture

Posted: 11 Jun 2014 08:00 AM PDT

Sarah Jessica Parker at amfAR Inspiration Gala Prince 
“Someday,” she thought, “my prince will come.” “And when he does, he’ll be so GLAD I bought that pastel stamp set and made a chastity garment that protects the rare virtue of my elbows and upper forearm. And when we marry I shall be known as Princess Ulna, and on our wedding night I’ll sing, Read More ...

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