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- Cannes Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana in Etro
- Well Played Royal Weekend: Princes William and Harry
- Cannes Insanely Played: Semi-Noted Kook Elena Lenina
- Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else
- Cannes Well Played: Freida Pinto in Oscar de la Renta
- Billboard Music Awards Lordely Played: Lorde
- Cannes Fug or Fab: Cate Blanchett
- Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj in Alexander McQueen
- Cannes Manly Man Fugs: The Expendables 3 Photocall
- Billboard Music Awards Divaly Played: Jennifer Lopez in Donna Karan
| Cannes Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana in Etro Posted: 20 May 2014 07:00 AM PDT  I want to like this. It’s weird and loud, and I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to things that are not flesh-toned nighties. But every time I look at it, the top tricks me into thinking her boobs are migrating south for the summer. And I don’t think the Migratory Patterns Read More ... |
| Well Played Royal Weekend: Princes William and Harry Posted: 19 May 2014 10:00 PM PDT    Because I missed Random Middle of the Night Royals Updates, and these two had too much on their respective plates to wait until Friday’s Royals Round-Up. (Also, I didn’t want you to have to wait for Harry in his uniform.) Harry’s off on a tour of Estonia and Italy (there is a funny story in The Read More ... |
| Cannes Insanely Played: Semi-Noted Kook Elena Lenina Posted: 19 May 2014 02:00 PM PDT    This Russian TV personality — a nice, vague resume line — wore a hair crown at the opening ceremony, and she did NOT stop there. Read More ... |
| Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else Posted: 19 May 2014 01:30 PM PDT    And when I say “everyone,” I do not mean Beyonce, nor Rihanna, nor Miley, nor most of the other people you might expect or hope for, because these suckers felt pretty wildly underattended. Read More ... |
| Cannes Well Played: Freida Pinto in Oscar de la Renta Posted: 19 May 2014 01:00 PM PDT    I unabashedly loves this dress, no bones about it. We are officially without bones and sans abashedness. Read More ... |
| Billboard Music Awards Lordely Played: Lorde Posted: 19 May 2014 12:30 PM PDT   “But I guess more than anything else, I’d like to thank the criminal in the gorilla suit who knocked me out, traded clothes, and made his getaway after leaving me in a broom closet, which is where I woke up five minutes ago. Without him, I wouldn’t have anything for the middle of act two Read More ... |
| Cannes Fug or Fab: Cate Blanchett Posted: 19 May 2014 12:00 PM PDT  No complaints about the actual photo, that’s for sure. The dress, though, feels like a Champagne hybrid of the Armani she wore for the Globes, and the Armani she wore at the Oscars. There’s a sameness to it, again, which was exactly my issue with both of those dresses. If there’s one feeling Cate Blanchett Read More ... |
| Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj in Alexander McQueen Posted: 19 May 2014 11:30 AM PDT  It’s not great news for the designer that I was going to guess it was Versace. And it’s even worse news for Nicki that she’s essentially wearing a very expensive ladyjuicer. Read More ... |
| Cannes Manly Man Fugs: The Expendables 3 Photocall Posted: 19 May 2014 11:00 AM PDT |
| Billboard Music Awards Divaly Played: Jennifer Lopez in Donna Karan Posted: 19 May 2014 10:30 AM PDT    “HOLA LOVERS. Remember, I am the wind beneath your wings. And you are the wind beneath mine. Except replace ‘you’ with ‘the natural zephyr of superb holiness in the Divine Church of LOPEZ.’ And then you. Except replace ‘you’ with ‘the dance.’ And THEN you, maybe. It always comes back to my lovers. Eventually. Even Read More ... |
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